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"CALI" my mum shouted storming in to my bedroom "YOU NEED TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK" "CALI"my mum raged "YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK" Yes I knew I needed to do these things,which I hate,but what is the point...
"CALI" my mum shouted storming in to my bedroom "YOU NEED TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK" "CALI"my mum raged "YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK" Yes I knew I needed to do these things,which I hate,but what is the point...
Today I need something nice. An ACME anti-Bob device. Should you find such a thing. Please give me a ring. And I'll buy it at double the price. When you need, he's nowhere to be found.
I've just been for a job interview, I put on my favorite suit. A nice green little number, my mum said that I looked cute. I got there nice and early, two hours to be precise.
#weeklyopusschallenge. Hi all I'm Mrs Mistletoe,. Ill tell you about my day,. Just so you all know,. So listen to what I'm about to say,. Today I attended a Christmas party,.
Home from work at last Today seemed so long Up at 6.30 Woken with a ding dong Pushed the snooze more than once Hoped it would go away Get up girl, it's time for work You've got bills to pay Then at...
#colour WARNING: Not overly pleasant...
What's a girl to do When she can't find loo When one hold up is falling down While walking happily through town An important meeting at two God!. Where is the loo.
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.
A fat man ordered a skinny latte His anorexic friend ordered cappuccino with cake Waitress was half asleep from the weekend break Fat man got a sticky bun and his friend said there's been a...
Dear sir I write this note to you, To tell you of my plight, For at the time if writing it, I'm not a pretty sight.
"You've got an enemy." I've gotten pretty far in this story so I figured it's about time I told you more about my job. As you already know I'm a Russian translator.
#OpussDailyChallenge Dear Diary, This is my first day on the job and I have to say I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door than work here.
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.
Someone new to have a go at.
A funny thing happens to a hole in a road, One of life's mysteries I am sure. Cause as soon as a hole in our road appears, It attracts workmen at a rate of four score.
When I see you in the morning My mood just gets to sinking Go tell it to the tourists Is the thought that I am thinking You bore me with the things No-one really wants to know And when it comes to...
Saturday, 2 April 2011 Floods, Slugs, and a Bloody Parsnip accident 800 on the stats!!!!!!!!!!. OMFG Sorry how rude of me good morning one and all and happy Saturday.
I told a fella it was wrong To come to work wearing a thong Walking had turned into farce With inch wide knick-knacks up his arse And when anal emission had departed To you and me, that's when he...
So there's these two chefs, Called Tony and Nick, Who I work with on Saturdays And they're both a pair of dicks. I'll take in an order, And Tony swears at me.
"How boring!" one remarks at the lecture while yawning. The lecture could easily bore you and anyway half of the listeners were in the mood of sleep.
There was once a man named twiddle Who loved to play the fiddle Twiddle twiddled fiddles all day long.
The ice cream man, he had a plan. Since the recession, sales were down. With iced delights of all variety. He drove his full van into society. First stop was the offices with air con.
Dear Sir I never meant to cause offence. When I said you were as boring as an unpainted fence. Dear Sir I didn't try to offend. When I said your boring chat drives me round the bend.