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#xmasparody. To the tune of George Michael's ' Last Christmas'. Last Christmas I gave you my knob. But the very next day it started to throb. This year. To save me from tears.
#xmasparody. BADWORDS. I'm dreading another shite Christmas. Just like the ones I've come to know. Where the shop doors glisten. And no one listens. To the homeless in the snow.
#xmasparody #midnightblue #ColourChallenge 11.57 Heaven. In Brighton. By the pier, underneath. A beer. The wind. The rain. Seagulls. Stones and slate. 11.58 It's late. But I have a joint.
#xmasparody To the tune of Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree. Naked around the Christmas tree, What a mental holiday, Everyone's nude, including me, Singing 'yipee doo kaiyae'.
To the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer #xmasparody We need to wrap the presents Pretty paper shiny bows Ensure the gifts covered We don't want no peeping holes Scalextric boys all love...
#xmasparody Sing to the tune of The Holly And The Ivy .
#xmasparody To the tune of Away In A Manger...
*Warning - Contains themes some readers may find offensive. You have been warned.* #xmasparody Silent night, unholy might. Travelled through time, to slay this night.
Fun xmas challenge: Pick a xmas song/hymn and turn it into a parody.