14 April 2012
A man walks into a pub. He looks shocked. He walks up to the bar, and orders a strong whiskey. The barman notices the man's temperament and asks, 'What is the matter?'
The man grumbles, 'Well I was walking past this field, past this beautiful thoroughbred. And out of nowhere I heard an almost chanting. I turned to see the source of this commotion, and what I saw before me was this thoroughbred shouting "I won the Grand National in 1997"'
The barman replied, 'He's lying, he came second.'
The Horse In A Field • Opuss № I