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I do not know you. So would you please solve your own problems? P.s. You should move on man, forget about that x, she's a bitch.
A mouse went to the bakery one day, and asked "Hi, do you sell cake with mustard on top?" The kind man respectfully uttered, "no sorry" The mouse wandered home The following day the mouse went back and asked if they sold cakes with musta…
A couple were driving around in a car one morning, The husband told his blonde wife to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm comple…
Im thinking about buying Biebers copyright and stop all this shit - Bill Gates
Why did 17 blonde girls stand outside of the club? Answer: Because you need to be 18 to get in.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill.
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