13 June 2012
A foreign soldier didn't know how to speak English. He was going to have an interview with the person in charge so he had to pass the interview in order to be employed as a soldier.
So he went and asked his friend what he had to say. His friend had previously taken the interview and passed. His friend said:
"The 1st question will be how old are you? You say your age - 22. Second question will be How long have you lived in this country? You say - 3 months. The last question will be Do you want food or water more? You say both. After this you will pass the test." He thanked his friend and the day after he went and took the interview. The General in charge asked: "How many years have you been in this country?" The Soldier replied: "22". The General was confused so he asked: "How old are you?" The soldier replied: "3 months." The General was now very angry and shouted: "Am I stupid or are you stupid?" The soldier replied: "Both"
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