28 October 2012
Buzz walks in through the door of McDonalds.
Buzz: To the infinity, and beyond!
Buzz looks around and sees SnowWhite.
Buzz: Are you Miss White?
SnowWhite: I am SnowWhite. Hello. Are you Buzz? You're very... um... plastic.
Buzz: And you are paler than in your profile picture.
SnowWhite: Um, ok.
Awkward silence. Buzz sits down facing SnowWhite.
Buzz: So do you like the place?
SnowWhite: It's an interesting choice. Do they have apples?
Buzz: I don't know. I don't eat. I just enjoy the colours.
SnowWhite: I'd rather die than live another day in this death.
Buzz: I'm a space ranger.
SnowWhite stares at Buzz not saying a word.
Buzz: So what is your favourite colour?
SnowWhite: White.
Buzz: How original! I really enjoy green.
Awkward silence. SnowWhite's stomach growls. Buzz plays with his wings.
Buzz: So I better go save the world now.
SnowWhite holds up a strand of her hair and stares at the ends. Buzz stands up to leave.
Buzz: This went well. We must do this again.
SnowWhite looks up in amazement. Buzz runs out the door.
SnowWhite: You will never have my heart!
SnowWhite gets up and walks to the till.
SnowWhite: A Big Mac, please. With loads of apple.
When Buzz Met SnowWhite • Opuss № I