21 July 2012
I am back from my holiday to the south of England! And yes, I went for five days without Internet. I know, just give me the trophy now. Anyway, here is my holiday in a nutshell!
- I conquered my fear of Percy Pigs! (It's a long story.) - I went on a plane all by myself! I seem to be getting lots of achievements today. - I went in one of those inflatable balls on water thingymajigs. I fell over. A lot. - I learnt that I DO actually sunburn, even though I've denied it for many years. - I am now suntanned. - At the swimming pool, a toddler in the cubicle next to me stole my shoe from under the door, only for its mother to give it back to me seconds later. - I went go-karting and didn't crash once! Wow, I really need to get a shelf to put all of my trophies on. - I managed to unintentionally annoy the woman sitting beside me on the plane on the way back. Oops. Sorry.
And that's the end of my holiday summary! I'm very sorry if you wanted an in-depth review of the southern coast of England, and what restaurants have a good lasagna. Because instead you ended up with me blabbing about my many awards, current status of my skin condition and mischievous small children. But if that's exactly what you wanted, then I'm glad you enjoyed it! And if you're still reading, then thank you, because you're my only friends. I'm just kidding, I do have friends. Even if they haven't texted, phoned, messaged or seen me in a week... *sad whimper* P.S. - Just realised that Opuss have a 'travel' section in 'blogs' which I considered very useful for this particular Opuss. P.S.S - Just realised that most of this Opuss isn't actually about my holiday, but me gibbering about pointless things that have nothing to do with my holiday. P.S.S.S - Just realised it's not a good idea to write an Opuss when I am as hyperactive as I am right now.
A Summary Of My Holiday • Opuss № I