21 May 2012
A conversation I just had with my mum:
Mum: Go to bed.
Me: I can't.
Mum: Why not?
Me: I can't sleep.
Mum: Really?
Me: I've been having nightmares recently.
Mum: About what?
Me: Uhm...well...heh...cheese?
Mum: Oh, you have? What kind of cheese.
Me: Mozzarella.
Mum: What does it do? Tie you up?
Me: Yes. As you can understand, it's a very traumatic experience for me.
Mum: ...
Me: ...
Mum: Go to bed.
Uhm... Cheese? • Opuss № I