Time
Time is sneaky Time is fast Time is slow Time is never in favour of those who need it Time is a BI CH!.
Ah Ha! Alan Partridge is well funny. I am the creator of Monkeycheese which is created with monkey milk. i invented this cause i love cheese and monkeys
Time is sneaky Time is fast Time is slow Time is never in favour of those who need it Time is a BI CH!.
A young traveller approached the bearded man sitting in his dark cave. " are you a wizard?" he asked the old wrinkly prune sitting before him. "NO I'M A WISE HERMIT!" screamed the hairy man.
Escaping my grasp, it sped across the dark, rocky ground stumbling towards the bright light, leaving small, scratchy marks etched across the plain, lifeless savahna. Suddenly it slips into my grasp.
Lightning forked the scattered clouds like thundery knifes. Only small slits of light escaped the many tendrils of darkness, only to be quickly recaptured and swallowed back into the shadows.