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fin

Ah Ha! Alan Partridge is well funny. I am the creator of Monkeycheese which is created with monkey milk. i invented this cause i love cheese and monkeys

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2012-11-20T19:41:09

Time

Time is sneaky Time is fast Time is slow Time is never in favour of those who need it Time is a BI CH!.

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2012-10-17T19:12:49

pure wisdom

A young traveller approached the bearded man sitting in his dark cave. " are you a wizard?" he asked the old wrinkly prune sitting before him. "NO I'M A WISE HERMIT!" screamed the hairy man.

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fin
2012-10-15T17:35:46

An idea

Escaping my grasp, it sped across the dark, rocky ground stumbling towards the bright light, leaving small, scratchy marks etched across the plain, lifeless savahna. Suddenly it slips into my grasp.

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fin
2012-04-25T22:00:34

the torture house

Lightning forked the scattered clouds like thundery knifes. Only small slits of light escaped the many tendrils of darkness, only to be quickly recaptured and swallowed back into the shadows.

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