3 May 2012

These are taken from papers turned in by high school students:

• His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

• She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes before it throws up.

• John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

• He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at the solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

• The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

• Long separated by fate, the star crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36pm travelling at 55mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a speed of 35mph.

• The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

• It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

• They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

• He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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