A Thought At Bedtime

@Heisenberg

Hank

Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos. I said Cheetos. Ch-ch-ch sound. Virtually impossible to confuse Cheetos with Fritos it seems to me. Where are you going?.

@shenice

I played a game of frisbe, i watched the frisbe come close to me and thought 'why does the frisbe get bigger when it gets closer to me' Then it hit me..

@isabelsimba

Hmmm. What should I write. Hmmm..................................After doing lots of thinking I decided to write nothing.....

@caralyons

THE BIG BANG THEORY QUOTE<3!

Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie. ~Penny, The Big Bang Theory<3.

@lupsv

Human Nature

She feels her faith in human nature, never terribly robust, has been severely tested. -Tamar Cohen "The mistress's revenge".

@Geeknaturexxi

Don't Give Up

Impossible. No. Difficult. Yes!.

@InkyPiano

Shakespeare #1

For some reason I've always found this funny. 'Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face?' -Lady Olivia, Act One Scene Five of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night..

@tattyteddy

Bright Side

Always look on the bright side of life. Key words: • Look • Bright side • Life.