11 June 2012
1: Aliens from outer space took it in order to see how the human mind works.
2: I didn't want to add it to your already heavy workload.
3: My little sister threw up on it.
4: I lost my homework fighting a kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.
Our eating has stopped working so we had to burn it to keep warm.
Strange Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework • Opuss № I