24 August 2012
I have a "Ghost Radar" application on my tablet that supposedly scans for fluctuations in electromagnetic energies that can indicate the presence of spirits. It also claims to discern words voiced by those spirits, and mine seem to babble a lot, sadly with about as much sense as you often find in Internet chat rooms and message boards. One is left to interpret what these wandering spirits say.
Recently, my Ghost Radar reported the utterance of the words "dull" and "vowel" by the spirits, from which I deduce the following scenario; my spirits are not only restless, but they are also bored, hence the word "dull!" Since ghosts are already dead, mine are being bored back to death, poor souls!
Furthermore, these ghosts are so bored that they are apparently engaging in some otherworldly version of game shows like "Wheel of Fortune," where they would seek to buy a vowel to solve the puzzle! That opens up the vision of game show contestants and hosts, probably even more dreadful in the next life than they are in this one.
Game shows of the afterlife! -- Is this what Hell is like? If so, the ghosts in attendance are more to be pitied than feared. I do, however, find the notion of bored spirits condemned to game shows eternally to be...quite scary!
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