4 November 2012

What do you call a homeless snail? A slug!

Do mice give each other Christmas presents? No-they just exchange Chris-mouse cards!

What do you call a hen that is covered in oil? A slick chick!

What happened to the wolf who swallowed a sheep whole? He felt very baa-aa-aa-ad!

Why do birds go to the library ? To look for book worms!

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