30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.
We've been through so much together Through sunny days and stormy weather Lost our way sometimes and drifted apart But I feel it's time for a good fresh start I made mistakes,kept things secret...
Nearly every day people come up to me and say Gaz,how did you get to be this cray.
#yesiamverystrangeindeed. 'twas the night before the day after. Everything was still cept a noise in the rafter. A large beast,tiny in size slowly ran down stairs.
#miracleworkingmugshouldbemyjobtitle What. Sorry. What did you say. Worst snow for 50 years. No way. And my boss still wants me to go. 200 mile trip in heavy blizzard snow.
#soppygaz. The long journey to get to you. Is not just in my mind its true. Answering all questions posed. Living is easy with eyes closed. More than obsession and addiction.
#whatgoesoninmyhead. Had a dream last night that scared me silly. My friend was eaten whole,by a goat named billy. I never knew that goats could be so vicious.
Cross channel Terry came knocking on my door Selling exotic goods from the town of carte d'or Telling tales of his travels to the north/south divide Wearing his 'Frankie says' tshirt with naive...
#slippedontheicelikeatwat. My warm winter coat is not enough Neighbours dog was too cold to woof.
#heavyrightfoot The snows here and yes it looks really pretty But the consequences in my job is such a pity Driving 26 tons of metal in snow Is really rather scary when it won't go In the...
#heroGazinhismind.
#flashfiction Really shouldn't know. But I do.
#pleasehelpbeforemybrainexplodes!. So much information and not much time. I have to memorise every single line mind maps seem to be working well But sometimes concentrating is just pure hell.
#youcandothisGaz Air traffic control rules pickling my brain. How many flights from Britain to Spain. Class A airspace different to class B But both sound identical or is it just me.
#bestofopuss (probably my favourite deepish thinking post). Whispering voices fill my head. Unheard words fill me with dread. Processing information super fast. Hidden depths and words from the past.
#bestofopuss (really proud of the last line and title idea on this one). Sleeping soundly with mind full of sweet. A warm comfy bed is hard to beat. Chocolate dreams taking over my brain.
#bestofopuss (a fave celebratory post) I joined this app to just have a little go 400 posts later I'm still going with the flow Made some great friends along the way And looks like I am here to...
Would give anything to be in bed Laying down my tired head The darkness and cold rain Attacking my weary brain Summer please come soon Fed up staring at the moon.
My life plan is ready to go. No more going with the flow. Smile every day cause life is good. I feel my heart busy pumping blood. A new career plan is going well. Studying hard,no time to dwell.
First day back at work is always such a killer. Up at 3am battling blind with sandwich filler. Another 12 hour day at least lies ahead. All I really want is to jump back into bed.
No offence to religious people but if you saw him you would stop in your tracks too. True story Now I believe in the return of The Lord.
Happy new year to my opuss crew. Out from the old and into the new. It still amazes me what this app can do. Life changing effect,that much is true. Made more friends in this past year.
If I hear that song one more time. To music it's just a total crime. My musical integrity is telling me Run from that song. Turn and flee. It's catchy they say,but so is flu It's crazy they say.
I come in peace and i mean you no harm My old friend sleep trying to use its charm But I'm not really listening to its tales of dreams Over tiredness really does exist it seems Desperate for...
A happy post from me you need. Too many posts of sad I concede. So here's a poem full of sun and no rain. A happy post from the depths of my brain. Lots of smiles and no crying here.
The calm after the storm. A false sense of the norm. Tension still lingers in the air. Time to play nice and fair. No more silly mind games. Moving forward in small frames. A time for reflection.
A huge merry Xmas to all my opuss friends. And here's to a new year of originality and breaking trends.
#disabilityaware Hi my names Adam,i'm 10 years old and I have Asperger's syndrome Just wanted to take you through a typical day on my life I always wake up between 6-7 am and I either go into mums...
This is how it really happened.
For Xmas I've asked for some Kung fu shoes With my Kung fu suit i really can't lose Anybody starts trouble with me again Will find themselves well and truly slain I can't actually do Kung fu...
Nobody ever said it was going to be easy peasey. Changing job is not lemon squeezy. For the jobs I want the applications are intense Online testing and the questions are immense.
#tittybiscuits. I'm just a tree standing in a forest of confusion. Big and strong and under no delusion. Knowing its time to break free my roots. Happiness comes courtesy of my special boots.
#tittybiscuits Ok so here I am sat in the barbers chair Listening to man gossip while he cuts my hair Seems like psycho Stuart is getting worse Part exed his reliant for a big old hearse.
#tittybiscuits Good will hunting was a killer estate agent Luring house buyers to empty houses to kill Showing them to the basement with charm and skill Then finishing them off with talk of...
Ann Summers are selling alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps. So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well.
Terry the red nosed crook Had a very shifty look And if you ever spoke to him You would think his tales were by Grimm.
They say he never really went away Just found a hidden place to stay For years he only came out at night To steal food and cause the odd fright Banished from the village for looking to good The...
Me lin and the kids went to see Santa today.
Xmas night out with a bunch of hardened truckers A very high chance of them causing a ruckus But it all went smoothly and my boss has proved After a few drinks from acceptable behaviour he's...
The sound the sound keeps going round. In my head the beat continues to pound. The same old tune day after day. Is there really nothing new to say. I need to breathe and I need to live.
I must I must I must improve my lust.
12 cans of lager. 11 dna tests. 10 dads to choose from. 9 teeth between them. 8 squeezed in tracksuits. 7 smack addicts. 6 dunlop trainers. 5 STOLEN RINGS. 4 useless slags. 3 gormless chavs.
So busy at work it's beyond belief.
Have you ever been chased by a pony and given it the slip. Have you ever had a big night and woke up in a skip. Have you ever been told you look like the queen.
The day after the day wasn't the day. In fact it was nothing like that day in any way. It was as if that day never happened at all. Almost like it had been blocked by a brick wall.
He glanced over at the beautifull girl Way out of his league but he'd give it a whirl He smiled at her nervously and slightly wild eyed She couldn't believe what a loser she'd spied.
A long knowing look,a glint in the eye. A lingering stare at your lips,make sure you spy. Look back into your eyes then back to your lips. Now you know what I want without hints or tips.
Oh my god what a weird crazy dream.
Cross channel terry offered me some merch Setting up his stall in the graveyard of the church Cigarettes,alcohol and lots of random stuff Like a signed copy of new kids on the blocks hanging in...
Another 15 hour shift. Another silly rift. Wanna sit in a corner. Like little jack Horner. Oven warmed up dinner. Really is no winner. Need a better life. Put an end to this strife.
Challenge set by sienna based on a strange phone call we had.
Its time for me to be me. For the whole world to see. No more thousand yard stare. No more moaning 'its not fair'. The time to live is here. Stepping forward without fear. No more tactics of delay.
Happy birthday opuss app In my face you gave a slap Got me creating in a flash Now I have a poetry stash Addictive isn't strong enough Got me writing in the buff Writing here and writing there...
I want my shirt to smell of your perfume. I want to smile when you walk into the room. I want my comb to hold bits of your hair. I want you in front of me so I can stare.
You all must remember the famous Bill and Ben The strange talking amiable flowerpot men What none of us knew way back then There was a third brother by the name of Glen Glen was the one who was...
Joint poem with @sjw Sienna,writing alternating lines,guess who wrote which lines.
Work is over for another week. Now relaxation is what I seek. My kids and Xbox form my plan. Do as little as I possibly can. 13 hour days getting me down. Weekend smile replacing the frown.
They called him good old dependable Dan. Always Around when the shit hit the fan. Helped anybody without thought of himself. Gladly help a stranger put up a shelf.
Now I'm a grown up 39 year old I feel it's time some truths were told I don't care if greying hair looks distinguished. I don't want my libido to ever be extinguished.
So completely overwhelmed by birthday wishes today!.
House is silent,everybody asleep Love these times,mine to keep Time alone to gather my thoughts No questions asked and no reports Do what i like,watch what i want Write a poem,choose a new font...
Twisting and shaping words and vowels Flooding out like emptying dodgy bowels. Paragraphs lining up like steps on a ladder Rhymes pouring out like a really full bladder.
Saw my good mates band last night Reggae and ska were pure delight Worlds premier UB40 tribute act Tour the world because of that fact Dance floor was full and band were on fire Of Feeling that...
My intentions are always good. But sometimes feel misunderstood. Don't confuse my actions. With unwanted interactions. When support and help is needed. My words are often well heeded.
Ready for a new adventure new life new fun Ready to walk forwards or maybe even run ready to experiment and try something new Painting my mind red,several coats to hide the blue Experience new...
Sitting here waiting for my phone to ring Wandering what news that call may bring Feeling sick with nerves and holding back tears I want my mum around for many more years Phone starts to ring in...
I joined this app to just have a little go 400 posts later I'm still going with the flow Made some great friends along the way And looks like I am here to stay.
There's no need to panic It's great being manic Running round like a dog Jumping like a frog No I'm not going mad Well maybe just a tad. It's Xmas soon you see And over excited is me.
#opussweeklychallenge Crime number 666 Dci R.S.Spanx Sunday 11/11/2012 Suspect- the devil Crime report details- The suspect mr Jesus devil (the irony) was seen walking through a...
Thinking about the brave armed forces past and present,who fought and are fighting for our nation,no matter what the purpose or where they may be,they are all bravely fighting and doing there job and...
One hour in the barbers and I'm up on the news. Hearing all the gossip and several men's views Women's gossip has nothing on our nosey art The barmaid at the firs wears no bra for a start.
Hairy Mary your rather contrary. Smell like a tramp but dress like a fairy. Talk like a woman but walk like a man. Living inside an old transit van. One day soon you may realise.
Love is a nice warm feeling inside. Love is the bright shining guide. Feel so strong with love by your side. Fly so high with love you glide. Lust is a thrill that's hard to beat.
You appeared in the blink of an eye. You make me laugh you make me fly. Like a well aimed shot in my face. you stun me daily with such grace. Now it seems you own my heart.
Take it or leave it is the theme of the day Give and take but give is always my way I want more than I get and I want it now.
Just bought a dog from cross channel Terry The size of a bear and brown and hairy Massive paws and stands up tall and growls In the back garden it snorts and prowls Just rang Terry up and asked...
She's feeling so down and out. Not her usual self without a doubt What can be done to lift her up If only jolly came in a cup.
They say everything happens for a reason. Just like the changing of the season. Maybe it really just wasn't the right time. Maybe I didn't try hard enough to make it mine.
Ooh is it really Halloween. It's all I've bloomin seen. Do I have to wear a witches hat. And pretend I have a black cat. Must I really trick or treat. And basically beg for a sweet.
I'm down with the man flu blues This ain't no luxury cruise. Feel like death cooled down Look at my sad sorry frown. I need sympathy and hugs Man I hate these cold weather bugs.
Walking down the street And who should I meet It's cross channel terry Fresh back off the ferry 'wanna buy fags and beer?' 'No mate',I make it clear 'what about this new iPad?' 'That's an iPod...
Feeling sick and anxious just waiting to hear Why did she keep quiet for over a year.
Sometimes I just want to Shout 'piss off!' Sometimes in your face I want to cough.
Just a quick post to let anyone with autistic children know about the amazing work and support of the autistic society and fellow organisations called aiming high and gateway,they all offer amazing...
So fly so high I can touch the sky. I'm me I'm free I can clearly see. The life I live i take i give. Wait and see what I can be. I pass my test I beat the rest. I can do this no hit and miss.
Who ever would have thought that me. Would be on a coach heading to the sea. A trip to Blackpool just for the day. Dry and sunny weather please stay. Seeing the illuminations without the stress.
A joint piece with @sjw They come every night from the woods their presence here is understood Something happened here years before Now they come clawing at our doors It's the same thing night...
What am I supposed to do. When all I really want is you. How am I supposed to go on. The Feelings are never gone. Can't even fight the fact. But sticking to our love pact.
Sleeping soundly with mind full of sweet. A warm comfy bed is hard to beat. Chocolate dreams taking over my brain. Outside it's cold and pouring with rain.
I pointed at the thug inside the bar. 'he's the one who smashed up your car!'. In fact it was me a few hours before. Watched as this thug pushed the other to the floor.
I thank nature for life every day. I turn to the elements when I pray. No space in my life for supreme being. At least nature every day I'm seeing. I'm really not anti religion at all.
So she let me stay in her spare room for a while. We sat and talked and I even saw a smile. The plan was to set the thug up proper. Ruin his street cred till he came a cropper.
I asked the girl to spill the beans And tell me about the call and what it all means She said she had been chatted up by a local thug But she told him to get lost and called him a mug Embarrassed...
If you block my drive again You'll be in a world of pain. How hard is it to see Your completely blocking me.
I left the house and never looked back All my belongings thrown in a rucksack My eyes stinging from all the tears First time alone for so many years No idea of where I should go But I'm moving fast...
Time to get on my train Got to find my own track Get it all out of my brain And try to never look back No more feeling hurt and sad Constantly forward no return The end of being made to look...
Emotional bond stronger than glue. You know me as well as I know you. It kills me when I think of you sad. Uplifted when I know you are glad. So tuned in to thoughts and feelings.
Dear Dave, Can you tell me why my new automatic gears car won't work at night please,I use D for day and N for night but it won't move at night!. Help!!.
So I've been asked to do a calendar nude Tastefull I think or do they want rude.
Found out something a little surprising today. A customer told me something that made my day. My nickname amongst the female cooks Is the housewives choice. Not how it looks.
Just started thinking about Xmas And this moment always comes to mind.