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@Inky

Best Simpsons Quote #1

(Dr Nick Rivera is rifling through a book on the human body.) Dr Nick: "That's what we look like inside. It's disgusting!" (turns page) "Ooh... that woman swallowed a baby!".

@toriaelizabeth

Stupidity :)

Stupidity and Genius are much the same thing. The only difference is that there is a limit to your Genius..

@BellaMaple

Acceptance

"Always accept who you truly are inside.. Unless you're a serial killer" Ellen Degeneres 2007.

@BellaMaple

Nuts

"She's as nutty as squirrel poo" J.K Rowling.

@nappzz

The Human Brain

The human brain is a wonderful object. It works 7 days a week, 365 days a year. If functions from the time you are born..........and only stops when you take exams!!.

@BellaMaple

Happiness

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” - Oscar Wilde.

@BellaMaple

Fruit Salad

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll.

@Noonington

"Yes, Wednesday is at that time in her life when she only has one thing on her mind." "Boys?" "Homicide." -The Addam's Family.