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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like.
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I'm waiting for the rainbow to come, and I'm bored. I would dance in the rain, but you took my wellies, and it's not like you'd teach me how to dance anyway. I would jump in the puddles, but someone took my raincoat. I'd go out and buy one,…
"But I'm not dead!" "Legally, you are. It all comes down to the locus of identity. Just what is the locus - or perceived location - of our identities... Our souls, as it were? Or the heart and body? Nikki Howard's brain, it's true, is no lo…
Like most girls, I wear make-up. Like most girls, I wear a lot of it (but I make sure I don't look like a tart): foundation, powder, blusher, highlighter, eyeshadow, mascara, eyeliner, and some sort of tint on my lips. It sounds like a lot,…
"You're only gonna get given what you give away, so give love." - 'Bottle It Up', Sara Barielles
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You dream, I dream the same dream. You start a sentence, I finish it off. You order food, I ask for the same. You sing, I sing. You sleep, I sleep. You jump off a cliff, I jump after you to say goo…
You can light a thousand candles with the flame of just one, and the life of that first candle won't be any shorter. Spread happiness - light up a thousand people's lives - yours won't be any shorter.
When I said you can't buy my love, I meant it's not possible on your salary.
The object to your left is your weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it? My weapon is my duvet.