gideon
A bike uses fat but saves money A car uses money and makes you fat
If your grandma falls over you all panic If your cousin falls over and cries nobody is really bothered except the person she/he goes crying too If your friend falls over you laugh If you drop your phone you panic Hmmmmmm.....
Step 1) SMILE! Easy!
John was a happy man, he lived in a shed, drove a lawn mower and had a nice red hat and a fishing rod. He had a peaceful life until the kids came round and threw him in the pond to drown..... It's not his fault he was born as a gnome.
People think coolness is having your boxers out or having a scooter but.... How is that cool!?