29 September 2012
Stewardess: Would you like a ham sandwich?
Uncle: Oh, sorry, I don't eat pork.
Stewardess: But it's ham, sir.
Uncle: But ham comes from a pig.
(moment of silence)
Stewardess: Let me get back to you, sir.
(20 mins later)
Stewardess: Would you like some cheese? It comes from a cow. I think...
Pork • Opuss № I