25 July 2012
"Children, children, settle down now. This lesson, we will be decorating biscuits. Yes Molly I know it's exciting. Now, WALK to your tables and there will be a biscuit, some icing and some sweeties. Oh, Oli, did you not get one? Then where is it? I see, I will give you another but do not eat this one. Jodie, please don't suck the icing out of its packet. I know it's yummy but everyone else wants some. Good girl. Max, I know I have told you this once or twice, and I will say it again, please may you not lick Erin. Yes, I know she has sugar and biscuits on her but you do not lick her. Miss Simmonds, please can you get us a cloth. Stella, how many times do I have to tell you, you-do-not-stick-anything-up-your-nose. Please stop that Ella."
"Please Stop That Ella":Biscuit Decorating • Opuss № I