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glew92

Time to take over opuss :)

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glew92
glew92
2012-07-31T14:08:18

Just Do It

Good things do not come to those who wait, but those who go out and make it happen!.

4 0 18 words
glew92
glew92
2012-05-04T00:04:18

Gag

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst..

16 0 7 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-30T21:34:40

Just Do It

Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself!.

10 1 10 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-30T13:16:35

Good Deed For For The Day

Just finished an 8 mile run and stopped to help an old chap change his car wheel :).

4 0 18 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-29T13:09:05

Hosepipe Ban

I'm not one to brag about my penis,but when I heard about the hosepipe ban I was slightly worried there for a second..

12 1 23 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-28T21:04:10

Ali: True Legend

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.".

6 0 23 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-27T20:13:18

My Favourite Quotation

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.

10 0 140 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-26T00:32

Gag

Gary from take that went first in a limbo competition, He set the Barlow..

12 0 14 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-25T23:24:26

Sir Pest Alot

To all the sexy ladies I suggest you follow myself and @iampullen before we find you ourselves. Forever pesting!.

6 6 19 words
glew92
glew92
2012-04-12T11:18:16

Pokemon Gag

Pokemon black is coming out!. Gotta catch Jemal.

10 1 8 words