A Greg Cruse Joke
My teacher was a massive smack head. When ever I was naughty he used to keep me behind to do lines..
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A Greg Crude Joke
My cloths have committed mass suicide, I found them all hung in my wardrobe!.
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A Greg Cruse Joke
My mate made me a cup of tea, it had flakes of salmon in it. I asked him what he was playing at. He said that's a different kettle of fish..
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A Greg Cruse Joke
One of my best friends is a gymnast, she is such a generous and giving person. She literally bends over backwards for me..
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A Greg Cruse Joke
Sad news about that robot that killed his inventor, turned out he had a screw loose..
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A Greg Cruse Joke
What do you call someone who works in IT, has a small penis and suffers from erectile disfunction. Microsoft.
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A Greg Cruse Joke
After the ewocks found that smoking was bad for you, they started to chewbackie instead..
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A Greg Cruse Joke
Did you hear they discovered a flower with a penis, I think it's a load of poppycock..
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Identical twins
Identical twins booked a once in a lifetime trip to Australia, when they found out the flights had been cancelled they were besides themselves..
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