Sandwiches

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Quote by emoi;
BECAUSE I ATE A SANDWICH!
PS, please do not say this phrase of mine, and if ya do, put a different food in. Like... MACARONI! Unless you don't like the food. Then choose a different one. I think I'm going to stop talking know, because I'm possibly wasting your precious time. :)

#humour

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