9 December 2012
So i wake up in mid december and Rain is lashing it down, i hate rain, she is so annoying!!! So i go and find Frost and she says she will freeze all the Rain's water so i can settle down. I think Frost has a crush on me. We do work very closely together.
So when Frost had frozen all Rains water, i went down to Essex and lay my snowy self on top of Frost.
Then the bad bit comes because people drive all over you and make little balls out of you. And they make forts out of me and worst of all they role me up in balls and put them on top of each other and poke things on to me and call that heap of my flesh a.snow man!
One pass time while i am down on earth that Frost and I love to do, is making cars skid! So much fun, but we have got to be careful because we could get tyre burns!
In all honesty i love being snow! Even though people have no respect for you. And the other weathers like hail and sun prick and melt you. It is still pretty fun.
If i had to be one other weather i'd be Mist. You can't really abuse Mist and being the Sun is too tiring, all the Sun's i have ever know have been snobs too. Mist gets it easy, no one dropping bloody salt on you and running you over. And boy does Rain sound hard! Stretching your body all over the place and rushing around! Mist just gets people walking through it, and it is a lot of fun making people not see!
But anyway, so in the end Sun, the little fucking idiot, came and melted Frost and I, we where getting very romantic. So screw Sun!!!
A Day In The Life Of Snow • Opuss № I