8 November 2012
When i whisk an egg it jumps out of the bowl. I try to cook a pig whole. I stir the mixture for far too long. And all my creations really pong. I forgot to turn the oven on. I eat the chocolate chips, and before i know their all gone! I think the freezer is the fridge. I can't even make a marzipan bridge. I mix up tomatoes and cherries. And can't tell sugar from flower. But i don't care coz i've got a super power. Aunt Bessies and Uncle Ben!
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Cooking Skills • Opuss № I