16 December 2012
I had a very peculiar dream,
I had dinner with the Queen.
A hot summers day, but all the windows shut,
And when the butler left, she lifted her dress and showed me her butt.
She ate her food like a demented pig.
And revealed she had a mohican but she wears a wig.
She drew moustaches on her relatives portraits.
And showed me a street dance she made with her mates.
She said had nits and named each nat.
I really didn't expect that...
Dinner With The Queen • Opuss № I