19 November 2012
Im George the fourth,
The regent king, which means i was just standing in.
Acting king because my dad, George the third had gone barking mad!
Great palaces i did design,
Buckingham was one of mine.
Art and fashion i so rated.
And wives? Thats more complicated.
Actresses and duchesses the great loves of my life, i loved more girls than i ate pies but i couldn't stand my wife.
I only married queen Caroline. When my debts began to climb.
Because if i agreed to tie the knot.
Dad said he'd pay of the lot.
But the wedding caused all sorts of strife,
Because i already had a wife.
A divorce catholic? Dad did sigh.
But the mad old goat wouldn't die.
Nope still here! Ahhh, spoke to soon!
At last i can go solo!
As true king my reign began,
Though i was now older than your nan.
And as the ruler of our nation,
I banned my wife from my coronation,
And knowing know that i did hate her,
She promptly dies just three weeks later.
But all those pies that i got through, meant tens years later i died too.
Actresses and duchesses the great loves of my life, i had just ten years on the throne, do you remember that? But all that you remember is, i was really fat!
George 4 • Opuss № I