16 December 2012
There was once a little puss cat who was walking through a park, when he spotted a delightful little pond.
He slinked over, claws poised ready for spearing fish, but to his utter delight, instead of fish in the pond, there was a sausage someone must of not wanted and thrown away. So he paddled in up to his ankle and hooked it out, delicious!
The next day the puss cat was slinking through the park when he came across the pond again.
And he was thrilled to see another sausage! This time a medium sized one.
It was deeper down this time, but puss cat didn't mind and waded in to the top his legs, but boy, what a yummy sausage.
The very next day he decided to go to the pond again and see if another sausage was there.
And puss cat was absolutely beside him self a he spotted the huge sausage in the pond. But it was in the deepest part of the pool. So puss cat swam in and munched the sausage in delight.
So the moral of the story is-
The bigger the sausage,
The wetter the pussy,
The greater the pleasure!
Opuss № I