24 April 2012
What was the battle that killed Admiral Nelson? A: Your last one.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? R: At the end of the page.
The River Rave runs in which state? A: In the liquid state.
What is the main cause of divorce? A: Marriage.
What is the main reason for failure? A: The exams.
What you can not eat for breakfast? A: Lunch and dinner.
What looks like half an apple? A: The other half.
If we throw a stone painted red to the blue sea, what do you turn? A: In a wet stone.
How can a man be eight days without sleep? A: Easily. Sleep at night.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A: Can not find an elephant with one hand.
If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other, what is? A: Hands too large.
If it took the eight men 10 hours to build a wall, how long it will take four men to do it? A: None. The wall had been built by others.
How do you get to drop an egg on top of a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Either way. The cement floor hardly breaks.
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