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Why do I always feel like a villain every time I get off the bus and I don't say thank you to the bus driver!!!! Who's idea was it anyway????
Just before lunch everyone sticks their neck out like an ostrich During Lunch at your desk.... Your neck is so low it's like you are mining something on your desk.
Dating game is like ping pong…. Back and forth with the text msgs and fone calls until someone smashes….. Then you scored… P.s…Anything longer than that….. Your in the NFL or auditioning for a Twilight movie.
"When your young, death always comes as such a shock ...... But when your old you realise death is just the end of a story"
“The first man that started saying “ladies first” must have been an ASSMAN…..”
Consoling A Nigerian How do u console a Nigerian man!!?? Get religious with him ….. I just got dumped - I guess God didn’t want you guys together. I lost my job - God has a better one for you My house just got reposed - God has a plan…
Dream Variations “Nightmare or sweet Dreams?” Nightmares - you wake up scared, but with a joyous feeling you didn’t get clamped in the head (or whatever keeps you up at night)… Sweet dreams - you are in a beautiful place far more bett…
London underground.... The only place you forcefully get to sniff womens hair and get ass pushed up against you, be it male or female ..... All thats left is music coming out of the Public announcement system and you would think you are i…
Monday..... 1st day of the week....it Can't go wrong, and if it does you have 4 extra days to make it right :) look on the bright side.... Tuesday I'll come back to that Wednesday Midweek arguably the best day of the week... Smells of …