I Was On TV
You may, or may not, have seen Keith Lemon's Lemonaid a couple of weeks ago. But I was on it singing with Russell Watson!.
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guyroberts453
I am an avid reader and blogger, but need a bit more inspiration.
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The Saddest Moment
The saddest moment in your life will be searching through the Opuss Top Today, only to find your piece at number 802 out of 803. I have experience in this area..
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Tim Minchin Quote
Here's a bit of Shakespeare; To gild refined gold, To paint the lily, To throw perfume on the violet, Is just fucking silly..
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Ultimate Opusserer?!
Can anyone tell me who is ranked no. 1 on Opuss, please?.
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Opuss Problem?
I have two problems who Opuss; A) It claims that I have notifications but when I open Opuss, there is nothing B) When you try to change your password, the app crashes. :( Please sort it out Opuss.
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Yo Mama
Yo mama's so ugly she made The White House feel pale..
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Another Anti-Joke
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms..
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Opussi?
There are four kinds of people on Opuss, ones who can write, those who let out their anger, and those who can't count..
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A Joke
How do you keep an idiot in suspense. I'll tell you later....
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What Do I Like?
Music. Lots and lots of music. Some of my favourites (a strange range) include; Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye - The Magic Flute - W. A.
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Anti-Joke 2
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree. Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree. Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the...
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Anti-Joke
Why couldn't the boy got to school. Because he'd been run over by a bus..
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The Simpsons
My favourite quote: "Oh, Marge. Let the boy lie. Being able to weasel out of things is what separates humans from the animals, except for the weasel" -Homer Simpson-.
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My Second Story
My second story is out guys. Thanks for all the positive feedback for my last one. :).
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The Dream
Someone, somewhere, had control over my dream. I hadn't done anything out of the ordinary, no cheese before bed. It began with me. Just me, nothing else. Not even oxygen.
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My Story?
Please leave a review on my first story. I know it's not very good, but I am very tired and therefore stubborn..
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The Joy Of Television
It was a lunchtime on Thursday that I was fired from my job. I had been working at the school for over four years.
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A Story?
I've decided to attempt to write a short story. I'm hoping it'll go well, but tell me openly and honestly if it's not..
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My First Topic
For my first topic I want to tell you a bit about myself. I live in Cardiff, Wales, and do a lot of singing.
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My First Blog
I want to start by saying that I am very young and inexperienced, I'm only 13 but I am already a successful Vlogger and YouTuber.
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