Hilariousness!!!!
Chillin in pub with boyfriend...
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Chillin in pub with boyfriend...
96 sleeps till Christmas!!!. (σ≧∀≦)σ heyl yeeeah!.
My friend is leaving for uni soon n I'm staying to work so all the girls at work are having a big goodbye thing... (there started as six now only 2 left me being one) which is nice...
Jim: so 2/3rds play-doh, why not make yourself taller. Me: the last 3rd just makes me extra squishy... Jim: that sucks... Me: if you push my shoulders down my hair grows though!.
Jim: So your Palestine. Me: Yes I'm 2/3rds play-doh. Jim: Palestine... Not plasticine....
Finally home after a week of loneliness. I'm so happy :) too bad my family didn't feel the same I was greeted with a series of grunts... Ho hum.
Me:I'm gonna wear a black dress me thinks... Cait: yeah me too with heels, Damon: I'm gonna wear a red top... Me: ah man you gonna look so pimpin!.
Don't you just hate it when you see a massive spider crawl across ya livin room floor toward ya sofa n for the next 3 days your convinced the dark massive spider lookin thing that hasn't moved is it...
Go away headless monkey. I don't like the look in your eyes... - same bowerstone woman.
The sky is really pretty today. Where did the roof go. -bower stone woman.
Ever notice dogs look like Igor when they hump. (*゚Д゚*).
It would be better perhaps if the puddin didn't taste like omelette n I didn't breathe in bubbles spilling it in the bath... <|3.
Bread n butter pudding while in a bubble bath with a glass of wine n a good book, nothin better <3.
If I were old would you still love me. If you were new could I again love you. If I was scared would you hold me. If our troubles were shared could I help you. If I took your pain would it save you.