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Right now it is 16:42 in Copenhagen. What about you?
1. Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) has a Master's degree in electrical ingeneering. 2. James Buchanan was the only bachelor president. 3. Michael Jackson's middle name is Joseph 4. George Clooney owns a pet pig named Max. 5. As a 2nd grader J…
Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs? From his ducks. From what number can you take half and leave nothing? The number is 8. Take…
Knock Knock Who's there ! Harmony ! Harmony who ? Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ?
You say you love chocolate but you eat it all the time. You say you love the window view but you close the curtains. You say you love the wind but sometimes you close the window. You say you love the rain, but you always bring an umbrella. …
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his broth…
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The fa…
Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be a…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, …
My doggie jumped out, I wanted to shout, My mother asked him: "Sprout?" I awnsered her: "Scout!" Ok that was REALLY strange! Just wrote somehing.