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If Pinocchio says my nose will grow now, will it?
If you want to make someone sound less powerful add 'DJ' in front of their whole name for example Abraham Lincoln • • • DJ Abraham Lincoln Credit to some guy on Comedy Central
The only reason I open the fridge is to think.
How do prisoners make friends? "Dude can I have your CELL NUMBER?"
How do you organise a space party? You PLANET!
DON'T THINK TOO MUCH! Otherwise you'll create a problem that was never there.
Some people are like clouds, when they leave it's a brighter day.
Schrodinger's cat is wanted dead And alive.
I used to be great at math till they mixed it with the alphabet.
You know you've won an argument when the other person replies "whatever".