Things You Won't Hear At A Wimbledon Final

@MrKazan

Q: What's a football managers' fav half-time snack. A: A gaffer cake..

@Sundae

Grand National 2012

Unfortunately the Grand National claimed another two horses life's today.

@HarryG95

Athletic?...

"Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet".

@S25RUT

10 Out Of 10

WELL DONE ASHLEY YOUNG YOU HAVE DEFINATELY EARNED YOURSELF A SPOT IN THE GB DIVING TEAM WITH YOUR SPLENDID DIVE FOR MAN UNITED FOR THE 2ND WEEK IN A ROW!!?.

@amyj109

Summer is upon us. The sun is shining, and the football season is ripe... :(.

@Jooobz

Football

It's not just kicking the ball. Or a bunch of people on a field. Actually yeah, that's what it pretty much is. But many people love the game !!!.

@KruddySamz

Heartbreaker

Since the day I was born I have been supporting Spurs. Every weekend I'll be right behind them and cheering the life out of myself just for good fortune. But what do they give in return. Misery.

@hdykey

Joke

Things you won't hear from a tennis umpire. 40-37 Advantage Murray.