29 May 2012
I'm small number Three,
Annoying and ignored,
I'm sick of being tiny,
I'm always very bored.
When someone picks me up,
They suppress a groan,
It's really not so nice,
Being left alone.
The other cards all shun me,
It's like I'm not even here,
And because I'm made of cardboard,
I can't even shed a tear.
I'm sorry, but I'm bitter,
I have the right to be,
Because no one ever cares about,
This stupid little Three.
Even twos have something:
The lowest of them all!
That stupid little thing,
Makes them seem quite tall.
The Kings and Queens? Oh please!
Don't even get me started,
And even Jacks, Aces, Jokers,
Make sure that I'm parted.
The reject of the card pack,
Yes that would be me:
I'm the teeny, tiny, annoying, whiny,
SILLY LITTLE THREE.
3⃣Card Number Three3⃣ • Opuss № I