21 December 2012
Well guys, I'm still alive so far, Not been hit by a shooting star-
Haven't been struck by a stick of ice, Had a lie-in though and it's been quite nice!
Got a pulse, so that's all good, Feeling fine, as a human should!
Breathing's as it's always been, Suspicious things? Nothing's been seen.
I haven't seen a rogue zombie, Just the usual models from Abercrombie-
Gracing my telly with all I don't got, No hints of sickness or zombie rot!
It isn't that dark, except for the morning, But even now, the new sun is dawning!
So you know what? I think I'll go back to bed... Screw this apocalypse, I'm sleeping instead!
Apocalypse? Pfft. • Opuss № I