6 December 2012
No one seems to like me, Because I 'prickle skin', But let me tell you something, Who's there through thick and thin?
I'll have you know, I'm stoic, I won't fall off with ease, All that bloomin' mistletoe, Is such a bloody tease!
I'm simply not regarded, As a plant that people like, I'm just that angry leafy thing, With her angry, vicious spike!
Maybe I'm down-hearted! I mean, I have feelings too! So next time you curse holly, mate, Just think it bloody through!
Disgruntled Holly! • Opuss № I