30 May 2012
I perch upon a daisy, Champagne flute in my hand, I ignore the other faeries; They'd never understand.
My name is Bluebell Willow, Born not to king and queen, But that doesn't mean I won't be, The finest fey you've ever seen.
For I'm to be a lawyer! I've set my sights quite high, But there's that fairy saying: 'There's nowhere you can't fly'.
And so I sip my rosé, Ignore the chaos in the flowers, And ponder all the cases that, Will slowly fill my hours.
They say I'll never do it, 'Fairy lawyers don't exist', 'It's a stupid idea, Little Blue' Yeah, you get the gist.
But no, I am determined. I have a little trust, That I can do it somehow, Without my faerie dust.
I'm a rather special faerie: A faerie with a goal! Not another dull, grey fish, Who's going to follow the shoal.
So if you're in an accident, Through no fault of your own, I'm a faerie lawyer, who: You can go and loan!
Faerie Lawyer • Opuss № I