13 December 2012
Cause snorting's so attractive, A sneeze a minute, too, Talking through my chattering teeth, That's so hot, who knew?
Coughing like a smoker, Phlegm up in my throat, Shudders down my layered arms, I need another coat.
A red nose? Freakin' smokin', Eskimos are cute? Well this Siberian weather, mate, It's a bloody hoot!
A mountain pile of tissues, Bedclothes up my neck, Yeah guys I have got the plague, I'm like a freakin' wreck!
Got. A. Cold. • Opuss № I