20 June 2012
*warning; swear words*
So today I got my braces, And they're really FUCKING painful. I know I'll come out happy, That the metal's really gainful.
My jaw feels just... On fire! And eating takes me hours... I wish I had not-hurting braces, If only I had the powers...
I cannot use the words, Because none do exist, About how much this metal hurts, They'll never be sorely missed.
Drinking hurts my tender tongue, Yawning hurts my jaw, Speaking gives me a brand new lisp, But oh wait! Yes - there's more!
Even doing nothing! It hurts my tortured teeth, And yet these evil instruments, Are treated like a wreath!
A wreath of metal wires, Trapping all my food, Can you please fuck off, Braces? Sorry for being rude.
Hello, Braces. • Opuss № I