11 June 2012
The ninja girl stood tall, Hair swooping in the wind, Her back against the wall, Her patience gradually thinned.
Awaiting contact @Weirdwolf, She watched another approach, @smellyfingers she could tell, By his ninja-magic broach.
He approached in silence, And they stood and waited there, Waiting for their contact, Feeling vulnerable and bare.
A click and whir had the two alive, The sound of safetys off, A 55mm browning, The small gun's quiet cough.
Said smellyfingers to ninja-girl: 'Code Alpha Beta Wolf!' The girl nodded then took off, Leaving smellyfingers to engulf-
Smellyfingers faced off, With a masked power ranger guy, Pretending to be a ninja, Smellyfingers let out a baleful sigh.
It was a poor attempt, At ninja-ness, it's true, There sadly were impersonators; There always are a few...
Before the guy could shoot him, Ninja girl was back! Flying in her catsuit! Ready for attack!
This time with another: A brave and fearsome man: @Weirdwolf had now arrived; A ninja with a plan!
For 'wolf had come to warn the crew, That there were prices on their heads, The ninjas must be wary, Careful paw-print treads.
But evil wannabe ninja, Had made it to them first, Forgetting Weirdwolf's skills, Battle sated thirst!
The ninjas beat him badly, And sent him off with glee, A message of a warning: Don't mess with us, we three!
Ninja ATTACK CREW. • Opuss № I