19 December 2012

I found them in the bedroom, My husband with the maid, My husband with that little rat, The one with the brown braid.

Compromising kisses, The screams that I let off, For I'm the Queen of Hearts, you see, Couldn't be a subtle cough.

My crown it wobbled on my head, My temper peaked and rose, A rage erupted in my flesh, It tingled in my toes.

I grasped my husband by the ear, Shook him till he cried, He told me she seduced him though, I'd never think he lied.

And so I took the servant girl, 'Off with her head!' I bid, And because I am the Queen of Hearts, That's exactly what they did.

HeatherAnneQueen Of Hearts. • Opuss № I