24 July 2012
When all is dark, It's midnight. Everyone's asleep. The school across the road from me, Makes a giant leap.
From every shady crevice, From nook To corner Dark,
Come crawling EVIL TEACHERS, Their evil written stark.
They gather in the staff room, Delight in detention slips, Feed on detentionees, They've accosted: Spit the bones out like peach pips.
Their spectacles come off, Their ties are loosened out, They start to run about the halls, With a scream a screech a shout.
Blood is running down their cheeks, The teachers have gone WILD. Taking out frustration: Pretending it's a child.
English teachers? Zombies. Maths and Science? Sprites. Geography and History: Vampires of the night!
P.E. teachers start fighting, Werewolves, as they are.
Stay away from school at night, You won't get very far.
Terrible Teacher Truths. • Opuss № I