29 July 2012
G'day Diary.
I know I rant and rave about this every time I write an entry... But why did I get stuck with crappy GORILLA BOY? Even JJ got fracking 'Plant Powers'. Cool mojo. What do I get? THE ABILITY TO TURN INTO A FRACKING GORILLA. WHO WANTS TO BE A GORILLA? Not I. You have no idea how much I get the pee taken out of me for it. 'Oh hey, Gorilla Boy! I have an itch, I think it's a wee creature! Pick it out for me? Isn't that what monkeys do?' Frack off. Like today, right? I have a PROPER CRUSH on Beaver Girl... And yeah, I know - waaaaay out of my league. I told JJ, and he decided to tell the WHOLE FRACKING SCHOOL. Damn it! Why?! Why me? The only thing I've got going for me is my alliterative name: 'G G'. One of our classes today was 'transformation'. Because I'm one of the morphers. So I got loafed in with Beaver Girl and Hamster Harry and The Leopard. It was soooooooo embarrassing having to change in front of everyone. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT BEING A GORILLA MEANT MY CLOTHES WOULD RIP AND I'D CHANGE BACK NAKED?
... That's all for today.
Yours Gorrilla-ly,
An Angst Filled Teenager Suffering Under The Throes Of Hero School.
The Absolutely, Kind-Of Secret, Keep-Out-Of-This-Mum, Diary Of Gorilla Guy. • Opuss № I