11 May 2012
I have this little theory, There's a Thing inside my purse, And when this Thing gets hungry, To my headphones it goes first.
I never understood before- How the wires get such a mess, But since I've had this revelation, I've realised it's a test.
It tangles up my headphones, So when I reach inside: I see my messed up earbuds, And then the Thing, it hides.
For if it didn't hide at all, I'd catch it at its game, And then, I guess, the Thing'd be sad, Because things would have to change.
The strange thing is, My friend has one, A Thing all all of her own. These Things they seem to multiply, And catch your bag when it's on its own.
So beware, I warn, The Thing's at large, And it really is a pest... There is no way to catch it, Even at your best.
The Headphone Thing. • Opuss № I