2 September 2012
'Sit beside the Hatter!', they all happily said, 'Enjoy a fine tea! Of fine butter and bread!'
They didn't tell me the fellow was so gosh-darn mad! And oh-very-crazy, not just a wee tad!
So I moved and I sat by Sir Rabbit of White, Adjacent to some sort of chain-mailed knight.
They were a hoot, I can tell you that much, Knight blind as a bat, so he saw through his touch.
All through the dinner he was feeling me up, All I wanted was dinner, a meal, a sup!
Oh no, though! Not Alice! Not me, I'm a guest! Apparently sitting here, I'm supposed to be blessed!
Well forgive me my manners but it's not that alright, Sit me next to these loonies and of course I'm uptight!
Uptight Alice. • Opuss № I