5 July 2012
Looking for a new job? Full time, not ever part? Willing to give your utmost all, Put into it your heart?
Impressive-looking résumé? I'll have to check it out, I'm looking for a worker, Whose loyalty's devout.
High maintenance in essence, Contract: till you die, A job that'll have you laughing, But will also make you cry.
Trial and error won't work, You have to be the best, Always just a call away; Put always to the test.
Do you have the qualities? The loyalty, the soul? To come and work here, now? To make this vacancy whole?
Shall I tell you what it is, That you're applying for? And if you get scared off, I can show you to the door.
I'm looking for a loyal friend, A lifelong friend to keep- And that is why the job's conditions, May seem very steep.
Vacancy! • Opuss № I