12 October 2012
I know I'm not the only one who has this little glitch.
I've even got the nickname of 'that sneaky wifi witch'.
Everywhere I go, I look, it's like I have a tic.
It only takes a second, and I have it at a click.
Wifi at my fingertips and wifi at my toes.
Wifi when I speak or laugh, and wifi at my nose.
Wifi in the morning and then wifi at bed time.
And wifi even when at work, I know, it's such a crime.
Every time I see a friend or visit at their house.
There's always something I must do, so stealthy as a mouse...
'Um, do you have your wifi code?' With a beaming smile.
It's necessary for my health, yes, I'm a wifi-aphile.
Wifi Junkies. • Opuss № I