6 August 2012
An English man, an Irish man and a Scots man were spoken to by God. He said that if they walked for ten minutes to the east they would find a slide. When they found it they could each slide down it once and call out anything they wanted thy would land in this when they got to the bottom and they could take it home with them. They all hurried off to find the slide and once they had the English man climbed to the top and got ready to slide. On the way down he yelled "money!" and as God had said he landed in a pile of it when he got to the bottom and quickly hurried off to buy a pint. They Irish man slide down and shouted "gold!" and he landed in a pile of gold and ran off to boast about what he'd happened. The scots man was last to go and as he slide down he yelled out, without thinking, "weeeeeeee!" and he to landed in exactly what he had yelled out.
The Wish Slide • Opuss № I